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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Teleost » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:23 pm

I've got one of those somewhere too.

It essentially works on the basis of asking them a question. Once you get them to answer one, you're in control of the conversation and you just need to keep asking questions.

Something along the lines of: Sorry, I didn't get your name....That's a nice name, did your parents name you after someone in particular...do you like your job... what's the best/worse thing about it..why don't you want to answer my questions... etc.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:43 pm

Now you have made me laugh,Teleost
:D
It's bitterly cold here in the HIlls ... bucketing down and a little windy alternted with hopeful bits of blue every so often that don't come to anything.

Have taken older g'kids home; 'twas good to have them again .. and now we are back into a weekly overnight-ing here routine together which spells their parents and lifts my spirits (not sure about theirs, but they seem to still like coming).

Now I am hunkered down for a warm night in front of the fire here at my own home.
Glass of wine and tea all ready for me.
I am really enjoying getting the hang of ipernity and gradually closing things on flickr EXCEPT for the "field guide" sites to Australian things that I need. (and some contacts).
http://www.ipernity.com/home/justjjoke?rev=31 for my new "home".
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby nut » Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:56 pm

I see Calibre version 1 has been released after nearly seven years of development. Nice! It has a nice new cover grid display which I like very much.

http://calibre-ebook.com/
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:03 am

nut wrote:I see Calibre version 1 has been released after nearly seven years of development. Nice! It has a nice new cover grid display which I like very much.

http://calibre-ebook.com/

thanks nut.
great to know.
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Another New Toy

Postby justjj » Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:07 pm

http://www.hackingsma.com/
"Our best option was to for me to try to build something myself."
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby roughbarked » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:46 am

Thanks for that, jj. I really enjoyed waiting for that to all load. Amazing and heartwarming.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:38 am

http://howto.cnet.com/8301-11310_39-576 ... -tab-page/

"How to bring back Chrome's old New Tab page

Don't like Chrome's new New Tab page?
You know, the one with the big Google search bar that you don't need with Chrome's omnibox directly above it?
With a quick tweak, you can return to the old New Tab page.

The largest element on Chrome's redesigned New Tab page -- the Google search bar -- is redundant. If you have gotten into the habit of entering search terms in Chrome's address bar, which Google refers to as the omnibox, then the Google search bar and large Google logo are just taking up space on the New Tab page.

Thankfully, you can return to the old New Tab page, and do so without installing an extension. Here's how:

1. Type or copy and paste chrome://flags into Chrome's omnibox

2. Search for "Enable Instant Extended API"

3. Change its setting from Default or Enabled to Disabled

4. Restart Chrome

Now when you open a new tab, you'll be greeted with the old New Tab page, which displays tiles of your most visited pages or your Chrome apps.

According to this option's description, in addition to bestowing upon you the renovated New Tab page, it also is good for "extracting search query terms in the omnibox, a spruced-up omnibox dropdown and Instant previews of search results as you type in the omnibox." I didn't notice my omnibox behaving any differently after I disabled this API, but if you do or are wary of making such a tweak, I have two extensions for you to try instead.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby AussieDJ » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:07 am

Quick question for the techies ... (and hello, it's been months since my last visit)

WinXP (and probably other WinBoxes as well) ... my audio output (speakers) work as they should, but how do I mute the internal speaker which sounds (beeps) every time I alter the level on the volume control?
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:17 am

AussieDJ wrote:Quick question for the techies ... (and hello, it's been months since my last visit)

WinXP (and probably other WinBoxes as well) ... my audio output (speakers) work as they should, but how do I mute the internal speaker which sounds (beeps) every time I alter the level on the volume control?



Not a techie, but I think I've found out how to do it. (And I'd like you to know that it didn't bother me until you mentioned it!)

Control Panel > Sound > Change system sounds > Sound > Default beep > go to drop down menu at bottom left and change to none or whatever sound you'd like on the list > apply

Worked on mine. (Presumably it changes everything else that uses the default beep.)
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby AussieDJ » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:27 am

Helix wrote: Control Panel > Sound > Change system sounds > Sound > Default beep > go to drop down menu at bottom left and change to none or whatever sound you'd like on the list > apply

Worked on mine. (Presumably it changes everything else that uses the default beep.)


I'd already muted all the sounds that Windows makes - this is a beep that is additional to the standard Windows Suite of sounds.

But thanks, I'll keep trying. I have a feeling I'll be diving into the registry for this one.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby ilago » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:06 am

I'm fairly sure this is an XP thing. This might be the one you need - it gives the registry hack on the page.

http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows/ ... tem-beeps/
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby AussieDJ » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:02 pm

Thank you - that's done the job.

Going into Device Manager 'fixed' the home computer, while a registry hack was needed on the (ahem) work computer.

I think it's a little tweak that's going to see a fair bit of use over the next few days as we silence a number of computers where that beep interferes with the functioning of those computers.

So, once again, thank you.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby moonmaid » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:42 pm

All sorted 'Aussie'? Sorry for the interruption.

If I'm not paying an internet provider, like Telstra etc.

Can I still access the internet via wifi at places like McDonalds? (and an email account, Hotmail?)

I'm not sure if Microsoft have something for this.

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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Teleost » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:51 pm

Yes you can.

Remember to let your computer know you're on a public network and then delete that connection when you are finished.

Usually the speed is pretty poor, but for checking email etc. it's fine.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby moonmaid » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:54 pm

Thanks Teleost,

That's a relief.

I'm probably giving up paid internet/landline for a while when we move out of this rental place in November after my son has finished his HSC - until I see where the wind takes me. I only need to check emails so it doesn't matter if it's slow, as long as there are no pesky images. How's the kid going to go with no internet! I'll have to swap all his uni application & Scholarships etc over to a Hotmail address instead of ....telstra.com

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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:10 pm

Wow ... this could revolutionise a whole bunch of things, couldn't it.

NOt sure about the ramifications .. speed would matter ... and security?

(I have no faith in current privacy requirements being observed*, so this isn't such a big issue as it might be imo)

http://www.zdnet.com/13-agencies-30k-us ... 000022758/

*not referring to PRISM or any other "big brother" type things, just people at desks coming across interesting info they might wish to share on a "but don't tell anyone I told you" basis.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:12 am

I knew about the 'Spruce Goose', but had no idea about the 'Caspian Sea Monster'. What an odd aeroplane.

Gizmodo has pictures and video of it in action.

Soviet engineering is often derided as effective but crude and simplistic, but that's a bum rap. The USSR produced a number of technologies that were as visually arresting as they were effective. Just look at the sleek, humongous, flying hammerhead named Ekranoplan.

The Lun-class ("Harrier") Ekranoplan is a ground-effect vehicle, that is, one that takes advantage of the increase in lift and decrease in drag that flying close to a fixed surface provides—typically within 13 feet or less. These craft were created by famed engineer Rostislav Evgenievich Alexeev at the Soviet Central Hydrofoil Design Bureau in the late 1980s. The only unit to be actually produced actively served in the Russian Army and Navy for over a decade beginning in 1987.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:43 am

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/finnis ... 2/a554680/

"Finnish daily Helsingin Sanomat is testing pushing their content to an e-reader that does not require mains charging or batteries. Starting in January, 300 readers will participate in a pilot test programme and receive a free solar-charged device which retails at €40.

The current device has a glass screen but the next generation will be made of a flexible plastic that can be rolled, much in the way as a newspaper can.

The Finnish news publisher is keen to test whether giving away digital paper-like e-readers to subscribers is a cheaper solution than print distribution.

During a meeting organised by Poland's Chamber of Publishers, Janne Kaijärvi, chief media officer of Finland's Leia Media, which makes the device, demonstrated the new generation e-reader. The device, known as ePaper, can be charged by solar or artificial, in-door light.

Presenting the fully functional device, Kaijärvi explained how publishers are searching for new ways of distributing their content. "Within the past six years publishers have lost €51 billion worth in ads. Two global companies own almost 70 per cent of the advertising market in the US and western Europe – Google own 53 per cent and Facebook 16 per cent. The ratio of dollars lost in print advertising to those earned in digital is 16:1," explained Kaijärvi.

"I'm not trying to prove our solution is the best one ever created," Kaijärvi continued. "What we know for sure is that if you can make something more convenient, you can make some money out of that".
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Helsingin Sanomat plans to give the device to subscribers for free. "In times when tablets and smartphones are so popular, it does not make much sense to try and convince consumers to buy another device," said Kaijärvi.

He added: "On the other hand, the cost of producing and distributing a single issue of a regular newspaper varies from €200 to €300 a year, depending on a country. Giving away a device worth €40, makes this process much cheaper."

"We would like to find out whether the physical newspaper can be replaced by a reading device delivered with the subscription", Santtu Parkkonen, producer in Helsingin Sanomat development, said in a press release...."
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:58 am

IN my email box this morning ... trust the Scandinavians to be designing real things instead of sexing up toasters. (Victor Papanek)


If this idea works I'd pay my version of a fortune not to have to put up with the low flow shower alone!

http://orbital-systems.com/cnn-international/

and now, back to the hightech smoothing of clothes.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:02 am

New (to me) search engine

http://www.ecosia.org/index
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:48 am

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/20/go-away-c ... s-4238809/

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'Go Away Cameron' browser to bypass UK porn filtersA screenshot from the Go Away Cameron website

An extension for Google Chrome called ‘Go Away Cameron’ has popped up, promising to bypass the UK’s new opt-out parental control filters and ‘bring porn back’.

Goawaycameron.co.uk is hoping to undermine the prime minister’s lengthy speeches on the subject of internet censorship in one fell swoop, providing users with simple instructions on how to install the plug-in.

It comes after major internet service providers began rolling out new so-called porn filters at the behest of the government in recent months, asking customers to opt out if they do not want explicit webpages automatically blocked.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:15 pm

Never mind pr0n filters, is there a filter that blocks images of the Coalition government. I've requested that ABC radio play a Pyne warning before they run audio of him. A cyclone siren would do. They haven't complied.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby roughbarked » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:26 pm

Helix wrote:Never mind pr0n filters, is there a filter that blocks images of the Coalition government. I've requested that ABC radio play a Pyne warning before they run audio of him. A cyclone siren would do. They haven't complied.

Perhaps we could write one for them.

If I'm fast enough, I'll hit the off button before his face comes up.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby fsm » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:31 am

Just reading an interesting tablet review. It seems to have a stress control built in ...

Well on top edge we found bunch different think. Tablet physical button. Power button, Valium button. They give you really good feedback when you use them ... You can use the tablet as a universal remote control. You can change channel, increase valium.

http://pctechworldsnews.blogspot.com.au/2013/08/gt-p5210zwaxsasamsung-gt-p5210zwaxsa.html
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:55 am

That's just what I need! And it's good for dieting too!

But it is a supper thin tablet.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:14 pm

love it!
:)

this is interesting too.
http://digiday.com/publishers/webpage-dying/
and this ... what blogging was ... http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/2014/01 ... gging-was/
and my dose of politics for the day.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc ... al/282907/
Birds here are splashing in the bird baths ... seems like a great idea to me.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Teleost » Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:07 am

You read that?!

I gave up as the Engrish was just too horrible.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:23 pm

I'm a bit of a beggar for sticking with writing that isn't standard brand ... IF I want to work out what is going on.
Maybe I just have more time to do it.
Mostly I find it worthwhile, but can see it isn't everyone's way.

oops and edit: this is what I've been working on lately .. getting my old and all but abandoned blog about my backyard up and running again.
http://thispatchofremnantscrub.blogspot.com.au/

and second edit:
That was the good news.

The bad is that I'll not be leaving home for a while ... while I was away, the rain water tank was emptied ...big concrete one; it was full when I left and empty when i got home ... 25' dia, 8' tall ... the volume doesn't bear thinking about.
Today have had four tanker trucks replenishing it so the fire fighting setup has something to work with if / when needed.
Lesson learned; don't rely on timers for sprinklers.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:31 pm

It's not 'Engrish', whatever that means. That review has been transcribed, with spelling mistakes, and then words changed with an online thesaurus. The use of 'Valium' as a synonym for 'sleep' makes that obvious. It's standard practice for plagiarisers.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sat Jan 11, 2014 3:52 pm

I just thought someone had had a laugh by putting it through babelfish :)
Now, to collect my wits and my get up and go ... *goes*
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby ms spock » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:47 pm

I went to ComputerBank today and it is the end of an era.

Very disappointing.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:15 am

ms spock wrote:I went to ComputerBank today and it is the end of an era.

Very disappointing.

Really really sorry to hear that Spocky; it hurts seeing things of value dismantled.
Crap .
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby ms spock » Sat Jan 18, 2014 10:47 am

justjj wrote:
ms spock wrote:I went to ComputerBank today and it is the end of an era.

Very disappointing.

Really really sorry to hear that Spocky; it hurts seeing things of value dismantled.
Crap .


*nods*

Truly it is, ah well.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:06 am

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/google-chrome- ... ml#286uDnt

"In a video he filmed with a voice-over artist, Ater shows how websites that legitimately turn on your microphone to enable speech recognition, can continue to record and listen in on conversations in the background even after you have left the website.

His video shows that every word of the script the voice-over artist was reading aloud has been recorded by Chrome's speech recognition feature, even after the website has been closed.

According to the video, the information captured from the conversation is then sent to Google's servers, analysed and then sent back to the website which was originally authorised by the user to record the conversation.

Within earshot

Once the information is in the hands of the website, anything can happen to it, and Chrome's speech recognition feature can pick up anything said within earshot of the computer once it is switched on and has Chrome running."
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:39 pm

'ning

Just got a message from a forumer who's forgotten her password and is now locked out. Does anyone know what the next step is? Ta!
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby flying spaghetti monster » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:23 am

Helix wrote:'Just got a message from a forumer who's forgotten her password and is now locked out. Does anyone know what the next step is? Ta!


We need something like the bat signal for situations like this.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby fsm » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:15 am

Helix wrote:'ning

Just got a message from a forumer who's forgotten her password and is now locked out. Does anyone know what the next step is? Ta!


Underneath where you log-in there is a "I forgot my password" link.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:56 am

fsm wrote:
Helix wrote:'ning

Just got a message from a forumer who's forgotten her password and is now locked out. Does anyone know what the next step is? Ta!


Underneath where you log-in there is a "I forgot my password" link.


Thanks, FSM! I've passed it on. And now I'm wondering why I didn't think of that. *blames cyclone*
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby flying spaghetti monster » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:59 pm

Hi Helix, hope the cyclone will treat you all gently up there. I read that Campbell Newman will be coming up there. Not sure if he'll be wearing his undies on the outside, or if he owns a cape.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Helix » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:43 pm

Gawd, a visit from Newman. Haven't people suffered enough?

The cyclone's quite a way south. We had some wind and rain off it on Tuesday and Wednesday, but it's still and dry here today. I think they might have had some localised flooding in Cairns from the high tides (although the wind was from the SE, so maybe not), but the problems are mostly from Townsville south.

BoM is suggesting that things will get lively again next week, with tropical lows bookending the country. We might be in for a bit more rain yet.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby Teleost » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:30 pm

Local flooding yesterday, today and tomorrow.

The water was up to the door sills of my work Hilux.

Nothing out of the ordinary for king tides though.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:58 pm

nup ... didn't work.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:01 pm

ilago wrote:I never get such "interesting" calls.

I have this wonderful chart for using with telemarketers and other a-holes. I've never had a chance to use it and I suppose if I ever did, I wouldn't be able to find it :(


I've been wondering about that chart :)


Now, here is another take on privacy.
I didn't realise there were new laws coming in in the next week or two.
Mr Crompton discusses them in a video on here and it shows another aspect that I'd not ever considered.
It is marketing a book he has written for business ...
I thought it interesting and figured others might as well.

http://www.companydirectors.com.au/Dire ... Governance
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:27 am

"Total privacy on the Internet may not be possible, but meaningful privacy is within your reach. And you don't have to go crazy trying to achieve it "

Interesting to me and perhaps others, do-able steps re privacy, from here

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense ... r_you.html


" the choice between a crippled Internet experience and an Internet in which privacy is a mere afterthought is a false one. Instead of heading down the rabbit hole of deep paranoia and subsequent nihilism, we recommend that you tackle the task of becoming safer online the way you would any other task: step by step. By starting slow and building on your repertoire of tools, you can protect yourself. For a list of 10 things you can do right now to protect yourself against surveillance, check out this blog post from the EFF, where we work."

Which is this link.
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/10/t ... rveillance
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:40 am

This made me chuckle.

" But most of the conventional wisdom about building passwords is terrible. People are often told they should change their passwords every three months; that their passwords should be made strong with multiple symbols and letters; and the passwords should not be written down anywhere.

Computer scientist Ross Anderson has summed up this terrible advice as “Choose a password you can’t remember, and don’t write it down.” Faced with that impossible task, most people use passwords that are easy to remember – the most popular password is still 123456 – and use it for every single account. "
http://billmoyers.com/2014/03/13/tips-f ... cy-online/

Big Hint: don't do a thorough cleanup with CCleaner or anything else without unchecking the passwords bit.


Have a good day.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby justjj » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:46 am

Translated from Russian by Bing Translator

"@koffboy Modern life pic.twitter.com/Ca7SesWNuV": Time ...

Time...
and this, surprising, even moving account of the new "Noah" film.
I'm not sure how these links will work, so will copy / paste the entire review.


http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinio ... 94467.html

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In the city of my childhood, in Ahvaz in southern Iran, we used to experience scary sandstorms followed by even more frightful thunderstorms. It would happen at just about this time of year, early in the spring, as people prepared for their spring cleaning during Nowruz, the Persian new year. The fearsome storms were followed by a merciful rain, and life's joyousness hurriedly resumed.

I vividly recall a prayer that my parents recited out loud when these sandstorms descended upon us. Half of the prayer was in Arabic, informed by our Shia faith: "La fata illa Ali, la saif illa Zulfiqar / There is no valiant man like Ali, and no sword swifter than his Zulfiqar."

Then a second, Persian half followed: "Nuh-e Peyghambar bar keshti neshast, in Do'a ra khand tufan bar neshast / Prophet Noah sat upon his ship, recited this prayer and the storm subsided."

My father stood at the doorstep to our little room, facing the frightful sky reciting this prayer, with my mother and we, the children, behind him repeating it. And the storm calmed down, and we were happy.

We never asked, and to this day I still never ask, the curious chronological question: How could the Biblical and Quranic prophet Noah know about Ali, the first Shia imam, who lived more than a millennium later - let alone recite an Arabic prayer in his honour? The prayer's elegance and efficacy overcame this naughty chronological doubt.

The figure of Noah is central to the Quran, and a whole chapter is devoted to him. But he also figures prominently in Persian poetry.

"Noah's son sat with evildoers / And so he lost his prophetic lineage!" wrote Sa'di - demonstrating the importance of keeping good company, lest one lose even the grace of being a prophet's son.

Who gets to tell our Biblical or Quranic stories? Ordinary people, poets with their superior wisdom, or the self-appointed custodians of the sacred - priests, rabbis, mullahs, professors of religious studies?

What about filmmakers - do they have the right to put their own spin on our received narratives? Darren Aronofsky's new Biblical epic Noah (2014) stormed onto the wide screen already marred by some unwanted, unnecessary, distracting controversy. Some self-appointed custodians of the sacred are outraged, and several countries have banned the film for depicting a prophet.

I stayed away from these controversies until I actually saw the film. It is a piercing humanist gloss on the epic Biblical story - with special effects (now a mixed blessing) used judiciously and proportionately. What carried the film, I thought, was the towering moral dilemma of Noah - who navigates not just a punishing deluge, but also his obedience to his God through the rocky passages of his mortal soul and fragile humanity.

I saw the film with awe and in admiration, not least because it breaks the monopoly of the institutional claim on a magnificent Biblical story that at first belonged to the Jewish people, but which then entered the Bible and the Quran. Thus, it belongs to billions of human beings - and no particular rabbi, priest, imam or cleric has any exclusive claim on it. We are the people - Jews, Christians, Muslims and (bless them all) atheists and agnostics. This is our story, and we can tell it any way we please!

Aronofsky's Noah is a man - a husband, father and soon-to-be grandfather. It is a good time in the history of humanity when we have choice to make between the Noah of Glenn Beck - who criticised the cinematic portrayal of Noah and referred to the film as a "Babylonian chainsaw massacre" - and the Noah of Aronofsky.

As a Muslim, as a man, and as a father, I have made my choice, and I am on Aronofsky's side. I revel in his judicious moral imagination. Without compromising the Biblical prophet's absolutist convictions in the commandment of his God, Aronofsky has Noah finally succumb to the fragile humanity of his soul. From the moral conundrum that torments his soul, he arrives at a superior conception of his God. His God does not speak to him except through that fragility He had enabled in the first place. And we, as creatures of that very same dialectic, are far richer in our moral imagination through this superior filmmaker than we would be through divisive Christian or Muslim televangelists.

I watched Aronofsky's Noah with my elder son Kaveh in a movie theatre in New York. For the duration of the screening, I thought that mundane cinema was more graced with Noah's godly humanity than any church, any synagogue, any mosque and any classroom I have ever known."
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby The Pr0nLr0d » Tue May 06, 2014 4:45 pm

*taps screen*

Who had been in charge here???
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby fsm » Tue May 06, 2014 6:26 pm

Dillman! No-one is in charge, this is a pandemoniacal renegade collective.
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Re: TECH Chat

Postby The Pr0nLr0d » Tue May 06, 2014 9:35 pm

fsm wrote:Dillman! No-one is in charge, this is a pandemoniacal renegade collective.


Ahhhh, so Dropbear didn't make it!?!
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